Bonus Episode 16

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This month on Here’s What I Do Get:  
* Puzzles
* Shutting The Fuck Up
* Being Right
* Turning It Off

Sure you're a lazy do nothing who weighs 400 lbs, what are you going to do exercise? No. Unless you're exercising your mind. Puzzles aren't just movie posters that Edward Scissorhands got a hold of. You can do them on your phone or the computer. Put numbers in boxes, or letters, or rearrange some letters. Unwind with a puzzle, you've earned it.

While you enjoy that puzzle, here is something low calorie, vegan, and gluten free. Shutting the Fuck Up. Look, we've all had that thought, but next time instead of saying it, just Shut the Fuck Up. Maybe your wife won't yell at you for 10 minutes. Online argument not going the way you planned? Here's a steaming hot cup of STFU. Shutting the Fuck Up now at Walmart.

Unfortunately you can't always Shut the Fuck Up, and when that happens you gotta be right. Being right is the greatest feeling on Earth. Those three little words that make you the king of everything "You Were Right." Who doesn't have a great day when they are proven right. You may never hear that though, because the other party may learn the lesson and never tell you, but you know, deep down in your heart. You were right.

Finally right after this episode what are you going to do? Turn it off. Sometimes you just need to get away from the world and the constant pings and beeps of the digital world and be human again. Go to dinner and leave your phone in the car. Turn off the TV and play a game with your family. Just turn it all off for a little bit and see how not being on all the time feels good.

Well that wraps it up for this months bonus episode. We'll be seeing you in a couple weeks for the Minisode with a very special guest. If you're wallet is feeling a little bit fat why not double your pledge and vote in the Monthly Movie Commentary and catch it with us on March 1st. Thanks for supporting the show!

Bonus Episode 15

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Here's What We Do Get this month:
* Silence
* Filtered Water
* Organizing Files
* Ad-blockers 

 Tab Blows the episode intro so badly we almost had to cancel the show. 

Speaking of cancelling the show, that would leave you our first do get this month. Silence. Silence is the feeling of taking off your shoes at the end of a long day. Silence is that first bite of a delicious steak. Silence is the only non physical entity described as gold. 

What else is gold?   Well that water filter in your fridge, it's the gold standard separating you from being healthy, or living in Flint Michigan. Wether it's attached to the back of your fridge like a hideous mole, or a plastic contraption constantly needing to be refilled filtered water is great.   What is a water filter really if not just an organized and specifc place to store your water? 

That's why Tim gets Organizing Files, we go off the deep end into a really hot and heavy discussion on file storage on our computers does someone pop a boner?   You'll never know because that Boner, had an advertisement for some obnoxious cereal on the tip of it and you aren't an idiot, you use ad block. 

Remember the days when searching for porn was followed quickly by a scan with your anti-virus? Not anymore, now you're more likely to get a virus visiting imgur or CNN because they used some shittier ad server. Please though, put some stupid thing in my face about turning off ad block.  

Thanks once again for Supporting the show, stay tuned for a Minisode coming on the 30th, and Madcucks vs Discuckery coming back to finish the season!

Bonus Episode 14 - Here's What I Get Now

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Merry Christmas!!

In this installment of exclusive bonus content we find out what homosexual fantasies Tim now understands about himself. The learning Journey Tab came through as a young man, and most importantly if you watch the video Tim comes out of hiding. Check it out!

Bonus Episode 13 - Here's What I Would Do About It 2

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In this final appearance by Buck, we run back through the list of issues picking up from Episode 27 and give a run down about the solution. The common solution may surprise you!

The Car Podcast

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After recording an episode of the regular show I thought we'd take a crack at recording a Bonus episode, and hey, why not do it in person. With no where to do it that was particularly quiet we took the show on the road recording the whole thing using my DR-40 field recorder and a couple of mics while driving aimlessly around town. This one has the best audio quality of the three, but there is still some traffic noise and other car noises.

Bonus Episode 12 - Pirate Garden

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Another episode of Here's What I DO Get!

Pirating
Goodwill
Steam
Gardening

THANK YOU to all of you who support us!  Without you, this show wouldn't be possible.

Minisode 3 - With Buck

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Video Available now to all $5 Patrons!

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(What you see above is what happens when I try to post to patreon from my phone.  I was gonna come to my pc and fix it, but I decided it should stay.  Thanks for your support, everyone!)

Bonus Episode 11 - Term Limits

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That's right, it's another bonus episode for our illustrious Patreon subscribers!  Without your contributions, this podcast COULD NOT happen, so thank you!

 . . . also, sorry about the audio quality.  Turns out trying to record two people in my upstairs studio  . . . ehhh . . . not really the best way to do things. -ub

Bonus Episode 10 - Hung Out to Dry

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A YUGE thank you to all of you who keep this podcast possible!  In this episode of Here's What I DO Get, we bring in the following Joys:

- Air Conditioning
- Alexa
- Clotheslines
- Road Trips

Bonus Episode 9 - Here's What I Would Do About It

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Tab and Uncle Buck sit down and go over every single issue that has been brought in to the show.  From flushless urinal piss to the Santa Clause myth, we provide a real-world solution to everything we've not gotten over the last six months.  Have you got any alternate solutions?  We'd love to hear from you!  Maybe we'll go over listener solutions on the next bonus episode!

Bonus Episode 8 - Modern Marvels

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Welcome to another edition of Here's What I DO Get!  Together in the studio, Tab and Uncle Buck relax a bit and talk about the following Gets:

Modern Medicine
The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Don't mind the sounds of heavy construction taking place as we chat; at least it isn't a lawn mower!  When my dad mows the lawn, it really interferes with my lazy afternoon naps, almost as much as my crippling sleep apnea.  Thank God we have modern medicine that produces machines to enhance our bodies . . . OR REPLACE THEM!

Everyone loves a good movie, but are you really committed?  Maybe Tab should be committed, because he fanboys out over the Marvel movies, whereas Buck takes a more relaxed approach.  And if you really want to feel relaxed, nothing induces a couch coma more than the family scenes from Breaking Bad.  How does Anna make Tab want to grab a gun?  You'll have to listen to find out!

Bonus Episode 7 - Madcucks Unmasked

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The artist known as Madcucks has dropped his crowns, and the dumb guy voice, in order to give our Patreon supporters a chance to meet the man behind the gimmick.

Meet Tab... Madcucks minus the 'cucks.

We talk about the development of the character, his experience since creating the role for himself, as well as his recent trip to California to appear on the Dick Show with Dick Masterson and Sean the Audio Engineer.

Tab is "a rage" in his own right, and comes packed with an encyclopedia of knowledge pertaining to the Biggest Problem in the Universe, as well as his muse, Maddox himself.

We'll be bringing Tab back in the future, as he's a great voice, a great comedy mind, and an overall great guy.

PLEASE We ask that you do not share this episode in a pirated fashion, and that you respect that this is bonus content provided by Here's What I Don't Get.

Bonus Episode 6 - F*ckery is Afoot

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After what amounted to being a pretty stressful week, Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco reflect on how their podcast was almost permanently removed from iTunes, on account of a flagging campaign and a simple error regarding explicit words in show descriptions.

Along the way, Joel Chaco received confirmation from iTunes that the show had received multiple flaggings for "offensive content", despite the show being labeled as E for Explicit.

While down from iTunes, it also became apparent that other entities tied to the show had mysteriously also had a bad month. Joel Chaco lists off the string of "coincidences" involved for HWIDG, and for friends of the show.

In this episode, Buck and Chaco delve into the /mystery/ of the show's 1-star reviews, as well as the similarities between the attacks made on guests and friends of the show.

This was NOT the first time that a review brigade was done on the show. http://imgur.com/a/aZNw1

It's not all just goss though. Nope, Buck and Chaco talk about their brushes with death (bit of a hat nod to Larry Bleidner there), as well as their recent improvement on their sleep.

Join us for a more casual format in this, the latest installment of HWIDG bonus material. Thanks again for the support!

New show to be recorded Tuesday March 7th (Tomorrow) at 4:30pm EST. If you'd like to hear yourself on the show, feel free to leave us a voicemail at (704) 750-9434.

PLEASE NOTE: The ice chewing is Uncle Buck, and he felt it would be funny to leave it in. We'll be reuploading the episode again later without it, on account of the noise driving Joel Chaco nuts.

Bonus Episode 5 - Fighting and Paywalls

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Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco team up again for another bonus episode in an effort to keep you entertained until Tuesday, and the next episode.

In this episode, the guys thank YOU the "mega producers" of the show, and count their blessings with another installment of Here's What I DO Get.

Uncle Buck talks about being moved to the first shift, while Joel Chaco talks about the benefit of paywalls, and voting with your wallet.

GOSS: There's a bit of goss in this episode, in that Joel talks about his brief falling out with Dick. As well, Buck and Chaco discuss the merits of his rage in the cage matchup on last week's episode of The Dick Show. Buck doesn't take kindly to what he believes was cheating, on behalf of Chaco's opponent, Dustin. However, Joel gives credit where credit is due.

Thanks again for the support, and we'll catch you all again on Friday.

Don't forget to leave a voicemail before Tuesday afternoon, so that you can be featured on the show. The phone number is (704) 750-9434. Give us your best takes, rants, compliments, whatever!

This week's guest will be none other than the King Shitposter himself, Adam Nash.

Bonus Episode 4 - On Being Doxxed

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Deviating from our typical style, Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco bring you a special bonus episode this week, pertaining to recent events involving Joel Chaco and his family.

After the dust-up that was addressed regarding the n-bomb being dropped by a malicious host of another podcast against a podcaster that's friendly with Buck and Chaco, more shit ensued.

Instead of Denzel receiving an apology, and everyone being able to move on, a WAR ensued, and both Dick Masterson's and Joel Chaco's families were threatened, named, and targeted for harassment.

This is the HWIDG episode that will address Joel Chaco's side of the event, and how he contributed to the somewhat happy conclusion (at least we HOPE it's a conclusion).

Bonus Episode 3

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Uncle Buck and Joel Chaco give you a little bonus, to help get you through the week. Yeah, we're uploading this on the same day that our podcast episode drops... but you're special. You got to hear that episode a few days ago.

So, here you go... some positive vibes to get you into the weekend right.

Instead of ranting against what we don't get... here we're giving you some positive things about what we DO get.

Joel Chaco talks about his favourite sport, hockey. Uncle Buck talks about life lessons.

DISCLAIMER: About 2/3 of the way through, Chaco's mic gets buzzy. We did our best to fix it, but couldn't. Sorry.

Bonus Episode 2 - Christmas Trees and Whales

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Only for you Patreon supporters, here's an extra dose of Christmas joy to tide you over for this Christmas weekend. In this bonus episode, Here's What We Don't Get:

- People who don't take their Christmas trees down

- People who spend shitloads of money on freemium games

Bonus Episode 1 - Pot Prohibition and Workplace Safety Shirkers

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This is the first of many bonus episodes, EXCLUSIVE to those who have supported the Patreon. Without your support, there's a good chance this podcast will go the way of the dodo... so thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now sit back and enjoy the rants of Uncle Buck, and Joel Chaco, as they delve into a couple more issues worth bitching about.

Pot Prohibition

Workplace Safety Shirkers

The video that Uncle Buck refers to in the episode can be found here:

https://youtu.be/DbjnlM_mCVE