UNCLE BUCK - Uncle Buck is from North Carolina. He is in several bands that you probably wouldn't like. He's really good at driving forklifts and growing a beard. He's not very good at writing long descriptions, and even if he was, he would probably still leave it short.
TAB BIRT - Tab Birt is a Lighting and Sound Designer from the Land of Praying Hands, Tulsa Oklahoma, and the creator of the character Madcucks. When not seething with rage at all of life's minor annoyances he can be found drinking, watching Star Trek, and wanting to be left alone.