Episode 297 - Mr. Ed Steals a Truck — Here's What I Don't Get

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- Mailers
- Oh Woe Is Me, I'm So Rich
- Furniture Stores
- Appealing to the Dumb

Do you know anyone that reads every piece of mail they receive? Someone that sees any and all ads and seriously ponders them? Surely thee must be people like this. Otherwise why in the world does Literally everyone in the US receive hundreds of pounds of this junk every year? Does everyone need a month's worth of Burger King coupons on the regular? Let those people sign up for that service. I don't need mail service every day. Once a week will do.

Boy it sucks being rich. I've got all this money to buy anything I want, go anywhere I want at the drop of hat, or do anything I want without much pushback. But no one understands my kind of problems. Like, my food doesn't have enough gold on it. Or my personal driver is 30 seconds late! Where could he be! Oh well, fuel up the jet I've got to go to Starbucks or will LITERALLY DIE. They just put in a Fly-Thru, it's the best, but Lenny Kravitz' plane always cuts us off.

Imagine. A store where you could peruse large objects of furniture to buy and move into your abode for comfort! With no employees helicoptering around you trying to get you to buy something twice as much as you want and three times as ugly. And no financing department trying to get you to owe them for 20 years for a chair. What a wonderful world that would be. But alas.

Science is hard. That's why we tend to dumb it down and put it in more layman's terms. The common cold for instance, we understand that and not acute viral nasopharyngitis. I guarantee you most people couldn't put the two together. If people can't even say it, they tend to ignore it. So when people start insisting that "the common cold" is racist against Scandinavians, you've got to think to yourself, why?

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