Episode 230 - Fill The Jar (ft. Madcucks)

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Hey kids, it's time to get wacky with the host of Here's What I Don't Get: Madcucks! On today's episode Madcucks teaches you all about the "R" word: Respect! But first, an exciting look into Madcucks' house! There are all kinds of types of houses you can live in including apartments, condos, duplexes, and even mansions! The one that Madcucks lives in is called a "shed" and it's very cozy! Sometimes he even invites friends over to have fun! Right now, Stacy the Crack Whore is inside having a party with Madcucks and Hobo Jim from down the street! Maybe one day we'll go inside, but for now let's go back to the studio and start the show!

- People Hijacking Your Arguments
- Not Respecting Twitch Streamers
- Small Bathrooms

The problem with the internet is that it's considered a "public" space. Therefore some denizens feel the need to patrol and police the place to make themselves feel important. You can ask a simple question like "which are better, apples or oranges?" and immediately get mobbed by a Fruit Lives activist and an Anti-Fruit nutcase both of whom feel that you're literally causing them harm by typing words. Then, all of a sudden it's not about you anymore. They're essentially fighting in front of your house, but when you ask them to leave, they say "technically this is public property!"

R-E-S-P-E-C-T what does it mean to Twitch streamers? Uh, about the price of a monthly channel subscription if you have any basic manners. Hot tubs aren't exactly cheap, buddy. Donate the bits if you want to see the tits. These streamers pour their heart and soul into their purple-lit sets with Christmas lights and a wall that you can get your name written on. Think of all the time it takes to wipe sharpie off of their cleavage after all those simps donate to get "KEKW" written on it. Think of all the time it takes to organize an Amazon Wishlist of things they want you to buy them! Please, all they're asking is for you to slip some respect into their waistband.

There's a reason they call it "relieving yourself". It should be relieving! I shouldn't be cramped into a pretzel shape just to fit a poorly designed bathroom. There's nothing more depressing than a shower head at eye level. Even worse when it's not your own place. Even been in a hotel where the door blocks the sink? They exist. What I'm saying is we need to think bigger. They call it a throne for a reason. It should be treated as royalty. I want embroidered drapes! Polar bear fur rugs! A bidet that uses champagne! A shower to hold all the whisky bottles I want!

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