Episode 229 - I'm Da God

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- Fake Cameras
- Hate Speech Filters
- Censoring Adult Media
- Accident Babies

More and more our movies are not made by people holding equipment aimed at other people or even inanimate objects. No, the camera is keyframed to dolly in on a big robot or alien mothership, and it's smoother than Egyptian cotton. Or it's floating in the air, perfectly still. Or it's doing a 720° spin into a double corkscrew like its a gosh dang rollercoaster. Funny enough it's these perfectly smooth, impossible camera movements that take break my immersion instead of knowing some guy was holding a camera at actors.

Online gaming and name-calling is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of the internet. And of course some idiot with a peanut allergy can't take it and wants to get rid of it, so he's created a kernel-level CPU chip to analyze you voice with AI processing so you can't even say "Reese's" anymore. Well, that's fine we'll just start calling Reese's Cups "gamer treats" instead. Here's a tip, don't want to be called names online? Don't go online. Turn off chat. Don't engage. Get gud. You know, things we already have in place so your feelings don't get hurt.

I'm an adult. Barely, sure, but old enough to hear "bad words" and see tig ol' biddies. If you've got a big sticker or warning that says ADULTS ONLY, NOT FOR CHILDREN, you better not have bleeps and mosaic filters. We've got ratings and such for a reason! Use them! Don't sell me a ticket to an R-rated movie and then put your hands over my eyes when John Wick goes into a strip club to kill a gangster.

RIP Yahoo Answers. The place where you truly learned just how dumb people are. "How is babby formed?" Well, there's no storks involved unless you're really kinky. We all know how babby is formed and guess what? We have dozens of ways to prevent babby from being formed! So how do high school pregnancies still happen? It's like walking into an active warzone wearing just a t-shirt and jeans, but at the border they offered you a flak jacket, a rocket launcher, a trained team of soldiers, a tank, and an invisibility serum.

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