Episode 157 - Dressed & Stuffed

We here at HWIDG are thankful for the following: America, cool hats, tigers, Italian fathers, armor-piercing rounds, Destiny, helicopters, Lebanese diplomat Abieg Tihdi, polka music, Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar Sandwiches™, and of course, the cinematic classic Wild Wild West. Let us know what you're thankful for this year as we tell you about:

* Tech Support
* The Scam of Religion
* Picking Fights with Family
* Stingy Restaurants

Tech Support for the general masses is a scam if you've grown up with technology. You're better off doing the research yourself, and if you can't fix the problem by a new one, because "Justin" from "Ohio" working in a call center for $1.25 an hour doesn't have the answers and neither does his supervisor. Like all problems in the world, this one is caused by old people.

Why the hell would you buy a $120 bible when they give them away for free in hotels? Because you're old and dammit the nice man on the commercial said it's the best of its kind and Jesus doesn't deserve anything less. You give the church 50 bucks a week anyways, what's another 120? I'll tell you what it is, it's a real nice steak dinner for that pastor. He won't eat a steak worth less than 35 dollars, what is he a common pleb?

Hey, look its your Uncle Jake, you haven't seen him since you were 12! It's been so long! Let's play a game why don't we? First round is guess how many beers he has before dinner is ready. You guessed 2, but guess what his girlfriend left him three weeks ago and he's not over it yet! You're not even close! He's almost blacking out now! Great, that means he won't bring up-nope, he did it, he said the n-word. Welp. Time to go.

Napkins, straws, condiments and more! Seems like more and more places are being real stingy on them. How much can they really cost? I guess they're more important than paying your wait staff a decent wage or hiring a fry cook that doesn't need to paid under-the-table. This tiny cup of ketchup isn't enough, for your poorly seasoned french fries.

All this and more on this week's episode SO BIG you're gonna have to undo your belt a couple notches. Voicemails, movie talk, but most importantly our Thanksgiving Food Free-For-All! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON, NEWPROJECT2 or by BUYING A SHIRT! And this is your last chance to vote in December's Movie Commentary Battle Royale!