Episode 187 - Red Ring Circus

BREAKING NEWS! Coming to you live from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Ground Zero of the first Viral Race Riots, as you know COVID-19 has transformed due to 5G into the BLM-COVID-25G. There's only one way to keep from getting sick and that is to keep constant rage in your heart. Fortunately for Tab, his constant blood boiling has kept him completely immune. Tim has fled the country to try and keep from getting sick, and Todd is still asleep but we assume when he awakens he'll probably already be infected. The constant need for rage has led to constant lootig and Rioting in Tulsa, and across the country, doctors are working on a treatment and so far they've tried...

Insufficient Cooling
Poorly Made in China 2: Coilover Boogaloo
Zoomers vs Millenials
The Ass-Blastening

Entropy is a universal constant, yet one thing can fight entropy and that is the processor of your average gaming pc or console. From the Red Rings of the XBox 360 Gen 1, to the jet engine sound of the Last of Us 2, and everything in between. Insufficient cooling is a crime against hardware, please please console and computer manufacturers. Just make things slightly larger and add more fans.

Sometimes the online cheapout pricing makes you the winner, and sometimes it makes you a loser. This time I was the loser, and now, you're gonna hear about it. If Kung Flu should have taught you anything it's that China is evil and doesn't care how many of their citizens they sacrifice to collapse the western world. Now I've gotta wait another 2 weeks for a refund before I can even begin to come up with a plan to continue the suspension upgrade.

The boomers are such useless trash they've mobilized Gen Z to assist in their all out war to destroy the Millennials. Little does Gen Z know, once the boomers have sucked the life out of our bone marrow to stay forever in power, just like they did Gen X, they are coming for you Gen Z. Our only hope is to team up and mandate euthanasia over the age of 65. Though I will agree with the Zoomers, Harry Potter sucks.

We've reached a point in our culture where people cannot, absolutely cannot handle another person not making the same choices they do. You don't want to stay home, you're a grandma killer. You don't want to go to protest, you're a minority killer. You like Donald Trump, you're a white supremacist. Can you not just calm down and shut up? Do we all need to know what a cry baby you are? Cry at home, and out in the world act like an adult.

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