Minisode 20 - No Touching!
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Gather round ye HWIDG-ets and bear witness to these trivial annoyances given voice by our faithful heroes.
- All This Hair
- Touching the Screen
- Calling an EP and Album
- Migraines
How does Cousin It survive the summers? Tim has no idea because while his mane isn't as glorious as the aforementioned member of the Addams Family it sure feels like it holds in the same amount of heat. Hair is a great insulator, that's why polar bears have so much of it, sometimes it is too good though and your brain starts slowly melting and leaking out your nose. This is a true factual medical problem that you are now also afraid of, you're welcome.
Click on that link right there, yeah that one, do it with your finger, great now the screen is all smudgy and you still have to move the mouse. Why in gods name do people feel it's permit able to touch the screen. Rarely do they function as an input device and when they do you errant clicks just cause more problems. Get a fucking pointer stick, at least that probably isn't covered in grease, boogers, shit, and or whatever else you've been touching without washing your hands.
As a #1 Album artist, let me tell you one thing. If it isn't 70 minutes, it's not a fucking album. So take your goddamn EP Missy Elliot and shove it up your ass. Other wise literally everything is an album. Also I still have no idea who you even are.
Migraines are the hitler of headaches, literally the worst. Just like Hitler, you can see them coming but there is absolutely nothing you can do about it because you are Neville Chamberlain just praying that the migraine will uphold the non-agression pact. It won't. Next Hitler is marching into Russia, and this metaphor is really starting to fall apart.
That's it for this month, thank you for supporting the show, we hope you stay tuned for more HWIDG in September.
