Minisode 18 - 50 Ways to Rip Your Pants

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Welcome back Here's What I Don't Get True Believers whis month we're talking about these small pedantic complaints.

- Ripping Your Pants
- Strip Clubs
- "50 Ways to Cook _____" YouTube Videos
- Not Wearing Shoes

It's the baseline cartoon comedic moment, a guy bends over to do something, and boom, his pants rip open and you see his heart boxers. In the real world it's not as funny because it's happened to you. Why would your pants betray you like this, after all the ball funk you've pumped into them?

Strip Clubs, they fulfill a male fantasy of having a way too hot of a girl, in way too few of a clothes, come up to you and seem to have way too much of an interest in you. Or was it your wallet? In any case it's a weird social interaction and I'd rather people watch than be touched by the ladies I just saw grinding on an old guy.

Today on Here's What I Don't Eat! We're going to make scrambled eggs on a hot plate while riding the scrambler! Who are these videos for, they aren't about making different recipes, it's just about cooking things in weird and impractical ways. People soak it up though, so I guess it's working.

Finally put some fuckin' shoes on. There are all kinds of shit on the floor, from dirt, disease, and debris, to the floor being lava. Yet for an inexplicable reason people decide to go full on degen and just wander around shoeless. Your feet stink, you're at risk of getting stepped on by someone else. If you want to wear no shoes get some flip flops.