Episode 323 - It's All In Your Head

Tab is at the end of his rope this week, so he called in the old guard to cover the episode. Buck and Chaco are back in form for a rip roaring episode that absolutely won’t get us banned from the internet, and they’re talking about

- Brainwave Fuckery
- Mistaken Unprofessionalism

The age of AI has begun and rather than train it to be better, they’re simply training us to be dumber. Now everything around us it seems is programmed to make us conform to the new “standards” from subtly changing our language to triggering mass panic buys of Toilet Paper and now eggs. The signs are every where to make you want to be like the crowd, and while I don’t believe in it, I do believe that the people doing it believe in the devil and are doing it to serve that master.

Often in the workplace a certain group, we’ll call them women, make way more out of something than is necessary. Rather than consider the logical thought of, “I must have typed in the wrong number.” It’s far easier to trash a stranger for their outgoing voice message. Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb? Huh? It’s this same group that when I tell them a person, or a piece of equipment has no business in theatre, they claim a lack of professionalism. If I lacked professionalism I’d call it every curse word I know, and then tell it to go purchase Canadian Healthcare.

All of that plus a new Amnesty, the death of humpday, and a modern retelling of a classic tale.

Episode 322 - Blank Inside

Tim is squeezing us in before he heads to hell itself in San Antonio, so he's ringing us out with what might be his final issue.

Blank Space
Therapy Advocates

Design is like pretty much all artistic works these days, it's design by committee, zero risk, control the flow of info, and lesser than the works that came before. So now we get big blocks of color, or white, for no reason other than to fill space that they can't fill with info. If you get too much info you might start asking questions and if you ask too many questions the Clintons may have something to say to you.

In the American Documentary Series "Star Trek: The Next Generation" they show us a world where a therapist is on the bridge of a major space naval vessel. Namely, they don't blow up enough stuff. The follow up series "Star Trek: Voyager" there is no therapist on the bridge, nay in the ship at all. And on that show they murdered Tuvix like badasses. If only they had the guts to do it to Neelix as well. Oh well.

All that plus the worst McDonald's in the world, voicemail beef continues, and children that can't just shut up while they are at work.

Episode 321 - Eventually Right

Welcome back fans to this extra beefy episode of HWIDG. El Chaco is on the loose and we're talking about some minor annoyances,

Conspiracy Haters
Water Conservationists

A lot of conspiracy theories are bunk, some seem unrealistic but then get proven later, others are obvious truths that we're misled to believe are false. In any case why is it that people hate those who espouse conspiracy theories? If you friend doesn't believe that the moon landing is real, why do you care? Just let them be stupid, if you have a problem with them don't hang out with them anymore. The Truth doesn't need to be defended through censorship, it's like a weed eventually it will find the sunlight through the piles of manure.

And speaking of conspiracies, here's a major one. You a regular human being living in a district serviced by a municipal water authority need to do less laundry, you need to not flush your toilet, you shouldn't have a garden, you need to turn off the water when you wash brush your teeth, and use hand sanitizer instead of washing your hands all the time. There's a drought in Ghana, or some other far away land that man was not meant to live in. The reality is they just want you dead if you won't live in the pod or eat the bugs.

All of that plus someone really saving water by being a stinky cave troll, fooling the Vatican, and your voicemails.

Episode 320 - Save Game

Tab didn't plan well so we threw this episode together last minute. The joke is on us because Streamyard decided it didn't need to record Tab or the Sound Board for the second half of the episode. So instead we've got the processed straight youtube feed to deal with while we complain about...

Unresolved Glitches
Above and Beyond as the Expectation

Fallout 4 was released in 2015, the last update for the game was released in 2016. I guess everything was totally fixed by that point and it's not a glitch infested nightmare. Oh wait it is. How is it that these giant studios keep getting away with this kind of shoddy craftsmanship? If Fallout 4 was a car, on launch day it would have had square tires, a go kart engine, and none of the doors would open properly. A year later you finally have round wheels, and an engine that can drive the car along, but the doors still don't open sometimes. The factory just doesn't care. I hate them and I hope they collapse.

When you go to a massage parlor and they give you an over the pants handy, that deserves a tip. When you go to Patty the Daytime Hooker for an over the pants handy that's literally what you've paid for. Now for this issue I get hyper specific to my circumstances, but we see this all the time. Businesses expect employees to go that extra mile all the time. If you're doing it all the time, it's not an extra mile, it's the expectation. And if you expect it to happen that bases the decisions you make. Sure we can order this amazon package and expect it in less than 2 days, they always go the extra mile. Sure we can rely on Batman and Robin to help stop crime, we still need the regular cops. Then one day it's just Batman and he's running a fascist dictatorship with flying robot Batmans, or Mutant Gangbanger Batmans. Is that what you want?

All that plus someone loses something precious to him, someone gains something precious in a car, and what colorful plastic building block has caused an episode for one of our listeners?

Episode 319 - Observed

Tim is back on the show and we're talking about new year new me, and our resolutions this year are going to blow your mind, things like,

Observed Holidays
Tulsa King

Just because a holiday falls on your normal day off, does that really mean you need to get an extra day? Commerce needs to commence, people have shit to do, and more importantly they need to get away from these damn kids or someone is going to lose a toe! No, you got your day of rest, now get back to work you lazy good for nothing, who do you think you are? Royalty of the Southwest? I don't think so.

Speaking of Southwestern Royalty, Sly Stallone has an all new series where he plays a big thumb man mumbling thumb man sayings. I'm 100% convinced paramount made this show to spite me personally, it's too on the nose, and it's just a mediocre TV show. Everyone in Tulsa gives it a pass because, "It's cool to see a show set here." You're not the hero! The hero is an out of towner doing out of town things! Infuriating.

All that plus a take down of the Mr. Ed Segment, Tim brings the news, and one of our hosts finally hits puberty.

Episode 318 - Scratchers

We've made it through Christmas, Kwanzaa is upon us, and as we run out the clock on 2022 Buck is back for two last issues for the year.

Overstimulation
Eye of the Holidays

For some reason everything these days needs to Light up, Make Noise, Have a Screen, and otherwise be as obnoxious as possible. On top of that there's the horrid swell of humanity that all needs to pack in to every warm spot to be exactly in your way. All of that can lead a Person of Spectrum like Buck and I to feel like it's time to go Falling Down on society. We don't do it though, because we're weak.

It's basically over at this point, but isn't it weird how we have a week every year of basically 0 productivity, yet we require workers to be there just to hold their benefits and job security over them. How many times have you worked a part time, or hourly job during the Christmas season and find that your boss is "On vacation" or at this point "Working remotely" for 5 days, while your miserable ass is driving into work to play on facebook and pretend you just enjoy being there. It's ridiculous, we need to stop demanding work from others we don't want to do ourselves.

All that plus some re-runs of new voicemails, what goes in the bum, and we announce the winner of Pin the Tail on my Neck.

Episode 317 - Happy Secularmas

New introductions are made in this Festivus episode of HWIDG. So grab yourself a bagel, and get ready as we air some grievances in the name of our patron saint, Frank Costanza...

- X-mas
- Kicking Out the Ladder
- Fake AI Movies

While we weren't looking a secular group snuck in during the night and cut the face off of your favorite holiday and taped it onto their soulless cash grab holiday face. Without realizing it you've been manipulated into defending a holiday, that exists to make you feel bad and spend money. Instead of a holiday meant to make you feel joy, and not need to spend thousands of dollars to show people you love them.

Grace is a successful person who uses their success to help assist others. Only a small petty person with little hands and little eyes doing nothing but telling great big lies would use their success to prevent others from doing the same. I think Randy Newman would agree with me when I say, that those people have no reason to live.

More and more these days the internet is just a cesspool of trash. People making things only to troll one another into thinking wrong thoughts. It's sad. That's why you shouldn't believe anything you read or see on the internet, and as AI takes over more and more you can't even believe photographic evidence. I'm guessing by the 2028 Presidential Election we'll be seeing AI created scandal materials to discredit other candidates.

All of that plus too fat to fly, why are Chaco's issues so long, and deep fake Mr. Ed Episodes.

Episode 316 - Long Train Running

Tim is back on the show and we're doing something different this week, it's like an old episode of HWIDG fully stocked. We're coming in hot and talking about

- Holiday Parking
- Jingle Bells
- Fake Snow
- Wednesday

It's that time of year, blow out deals on garbage you don't need and 320 million other Americans wandering around aimlessly in department store after outlet mall. What's the worst part though? The fact that every one of those 320 million Americans seemingly drives 3 cars to every single one of these stores and just leave them there.

Aside for the slanderous implication that Batman smells Jingle Bells are one of the worst plagues to befall man. These obnoxious little devices exist only to destroy the golden silence that should be a basic human right. If you believe hard enough, all of the little balls inside the bells will vanish.

Global warming is real, that's why now we need to use plastics to recreate the snow for boomers to be able to enjoy their shallow corporate consumer holiday. Because how would I enjoy seeing A Christmas Carol for the millionth time if it didn't have small pieces of trash raining from above to make people believe the inside outside is real outside and not a fake outside.

I'm tired, so very tired, of seeing corporate propaganda blasted into my eye holes. Year after year and it never changes. Hollywood churns out some trash, and by hook or by crook now all the "Influencers" need to be part of the culture. The day is coming, when Hollywood can will memes into existence, and when that happens we will be so inundated with advertising that the universe will hopefully collapse.

All that plus Tim reads some news, we adjust the audio levels, and a new beef is born in the voicemails?

Episode 315 - Egg on Your Face

Gabbin about Godzilla Returns! By spite request we spend until 39:48 talking about Shin Godzilla with the one and only Justin Silverman! Tony has nothing to say about the film, but Justin sure does! Then Tab and Tony sit down and talk about...

Dating App Ads
Spotify Wrap Up

You're on the internet trying to wheel some snipers, this one has a beeg a tihdi, that one has a nice smile, the only thing worse than the next one being a fat chick with a neck and chest tattoo is an ad for children's clothes? What the hell am I a fat attention whore with a reboot podcast with the mass of a dwarf star? No I'm an adult man, show me something relevant to my experience, like condoms that will go bad unused in the box, natural male enhancement pills I'll never have the chance to use, or the next big magic the gathering tournament at my local incel hostel.

I get it you like music, you like sharing music, you like people thinking your tastes are unique and interesting. I don't care though, you sat through hours of content you likely don't remember and now I have to see 600 posts of the same vomit of color lists of artists I've never heard of, on a service I never use, and I dread Decembers to come of wrap ups of every useless platform. You watched 300 hours of the office, congrats you have no personality!

All that plus a warning to the Royal Family, a Festivus Miracle, and a recap of the VM Beef 255 episodes in the making!

Episode 314 - All Hail the King (ft. Madcucks)

Flashback, it's 2016 again, Buck and Chaco are the hosts of the show and a very special guest is in studio to whine and complain he got cucked. That's right Madcucks comes out from his alley way, if he sees his shadow it means there will be 6 more years of Dick Masterson being more successful than he'll ever be. While he figures that out the hosts are talking about...

- Vindication
- Gratitude
- Personality Disorders

I didn't get to weigh in this week so here's my hot takes on all the issues.

More than anything in the world I love being right, it's often enough for me to know I'm right, but the even better feeling is when the other person has to admit they were wrong. Currently there's major efforts being made by people in high places to pretend they weren't wrong for the last 3 years. It's infuriating. We'll never be apologized to for the crimes committed against us, the slanderous propaganda they used to weaponize our neighbors. Nope it will be a big amnesty and all the sheeple will happily forget that they were conned into calling the police over nothing, only to be fooled again the next time they need to be corralled into making the right decisions.

Thanksgiving was last week, people throw around how happy they are about their lives for about 10 minutes before diving onto amazon to find the deal of the year on that piece of techno crap. Was $59.99 now $79.99 on sale $59.99! I GOTTA BUY IT! Gratitude means nothing these days. Thank yous are thrown around like you'd say "Good Morning" "How are you, fine and you?" or "I promise I won't stab you with a fork." We just habitually say it to the point, I had to teach myself to stop saying thank you to the toll takers, because THEY AREN'T PROVIDING ME A SERVICE! I used to thank them, thanks for stealing $5 from me for the audacity to use this road that's been paid off for 50 years. All because we're guilted into showing gratitude for no reason.

As the child of a Narcissist I spent my formative years learning to sacrifice my own wants and needs for the benefit of the person manipulating me into the actions they so chose. Fortunately for me I had a great father figure who saved me from ending up a self centered manipulator trying to get the most for me possible. I know you're thinking, "Tab, your face is on the cover of this episode with the phrase 'All Hail the King' and you're not a narcissist?" I'm not, I'm something far worse, I got trained into being subservient to others to not evoke their wrath, and instead be rewarded. Doesn't seem like a big deal until you realize you're working a job that 5+ people should be doing, working 100+ hours in a 5 day period, and the 5 people that replaced you 3 have already quit in 6 months. I nearly killed myself to try and serve others, what did I get for it? Slandered and abused. I'm not doing it anymore. I want to have hobbies, I want to sit on my sofa, I want to have friends that don't also do theatre. Call me selfish all you want, you can blow me.

All that plus forgotten sponsors, casual blasphemy, a fake Mr. Ed recap, and you finally get to see what happens when I'm not running the show. Until next week!

Episode 313 - In Kirk We Trust

No Hate November is winding down this Thanksgiving but we're still going strong, much like Chaco's internet this week. The Academy of Podcast Affiliates is sitting in so we're trying to clean things up while we discuss;

- Hayes Code Movies
- Star Trek: The Original Series

In 1934 it was clear, movies were terrible. Rather than doing the right thing and cancelling Hollywood, Hollywood banned together and outlawed free speech. It's a massive change from today, and the industry is all the better for it. By 1968 smut was back on the menu and with it the decline of society and movies, which is why we're watching Black Panther Forever and wondering when the MCU got so terrible.

In 1966 the future was born. Cell phones, flat screen TVs, and over dramatic temper tantrums when life doesn't quite work out. Star Trek was a phenomenon unlikely to be duplicated in our lifetimes, but they'll keep trying until Star Trek is as dead as George Takei's career.

All that plus the worst Bicycler in the world, how to catch fish and how many is a serving, plus Tab goes back to school. Don't forget to VOTE ON THE FATE OF THE NEWS SEGMENT! This is the only election where your voice actually matters!

Episode 312 - The Dan Schneider of Boobs

This is it HWIDG fans, 6 whole years of uninterrupted content and we're still going strong. The show has under gone a lot of changes, including the latest change with No Hate November which we continue discussing...

- Logan
- Being Organized
- Star Trek: The Next Generation

So many franchises end after a few sequels bomb, the ratings drop, or an actor dies. It leaves us all wanting a proper end that we will never get, or worse, they'll give us 35 years later with a minority in the lead. So when Hugh Jackman did the improbable and retired as Wolverine and called his shot with one of the best movies of the last 30 years it gave a generation that melancholy feel of profound sadness, but an appreciation for the great stories we experienced.

A smart man learns from his mistakes, a smarter man learns from others. Too few in this world are smart enough to do either. Instead we end up trapped working for the ineffably stupid, who treat us with disdain because their back stage pass is laminated and ours is a sticker. I can do your job better than you, you worthless putz.

In a move that wouldn't become common for another 30 years, suddenly a dead franchise was revived with a late in life spin off sequel. Not a reboot or a remake, but an interconnected cinematic television universe. It started an 18 year run of Television featuring 4 TV shows, 6 feature films, and inspired a generation of continuing exploration.

All that plus, families that don't play, TV reviews, and the final a definitive answer to the Shopping Cart dilemma. I hope you're enjoying our new format leave your feedback by commenting below, leaving us a voicemail 704-750-9434, sending us an email hwidgpodcast@gmail.com, or messaging us on DISCORD 

Episode 311 - #1 Pasta in Iowa

No Hate November continues and for a second week in a row the co-host comes in hot with a REWORKED Don't Get. I personally disavow all of these shenanigans. I'm bringing in real Do Gets and these clowns try and stay the course, how embarrassing.

- Representing Yourself
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The constitution guarantees you a right to a speedy trial, a right to face your accuser, and most importantly a right to legal counsel. Who needs those people though? First off, they're expensive. These lazy guys sit in a office all week, go to court one afternoon and list off some gobblygook latin non-sense. The court, who's in a on the scam "drops" the charges, but now you have to pay the lawyer the money you owed anyway. The whole thing is a scam. Eliminate the middle man, represent yourself.

In the golden era of Star Trek no other series is lauded as much as Deep Space Nine. Deep on the frontier of the federation suddenly the hub of the galaxy, Deep Space Nine is a slower show dedicated to character and skewing the utopian ideals of the series coming before it. Deep Space Nine has a lot of highlights, the Dominion War, expanding the Ferengi, a post Cardassian Occupation where Gul Dukat did nothing wrong. 15 million deaths over 50 years, that's basically nothing. The real story in Deep Space Nine though is a story of Father's and Sons. Ben and Jake, Rom and Nog, Joseph and Ben, Miles and Kariyoshi, Worf and Alexander, and who doesn't need a good father son story?

All that plus we talk about Psychotic Trekkies, The Perfect Old Fashioned Glass, and catching Pikachu.

Episode 310 - Mr. Ed Goes to College

It's November and that means it's time to be thankful. Thankful for this podcasts consecutive running streak compared to other podcasts on the See You Next Tuesday network. We're very thankful and that's why we're talking about

Running Water
Star Trek: Voyager

You spend 40 years thinking you're a wild animal caged in society. Every day is a struggle, biding your time for the end times when you can unleash all the hate and rage as the wild animal man you know you are inside. Then one day the worst happens, no not the end times, a simple plumbing issue. Suddenly you go from beast mode, to whimpering cry baby annoyed at the inconvenienced of twisting a knob. At least now you won't fight it when the end times come.

As we race to the bottom of woke media let's not forget the before times. While Janeway will soon be forgotten as the first woman captain, and first woman to commit war crimes in space. Think back though, remember when it didn't matter that the captain was a woman? Remember when it didn't matter the cast had an Asian Guy, Mexican Lady, Native American Guy, a Black Guy Alien, 3 white dudes, and a woman with Beeg Tiddy and literally nobody cared. It was about story, and character, and relationships, and sure there are some bad episodes, but there are also some good ones.

All that plus a woman eaten whole, an update on Mr. Ed, and best of all... No Gabbin About Godzilla.

Episode 309 - Blackout

Just a heads up, we weren’t able to use StreamYard like normal this week, Joel was without power or stable internet when recording rolled around. Luckily we were able to work around it, so his audio quality left something to be desired. Towards the end we start getting RF interference from an incoming storm, it’s not awful, but it’s noticeable.

In Brightest Day, in Darkest Night, no natural disaster will keep HWIDG from broadcasting directly into space our message of intolerance. Joel is coming in hot from the 3rd world with Tab deep in his basement mere miles away from the latest glow in the dark escapades in STL. They’re pulling this off and talking about…

Devilish Demon Dealers
The Final Girl Trope

What is it with edge lords and satanism? From the political jack holes putting up monuments to Beelzebub on state capitols to own the Christians, to the weird wink and nudge from Hollywood elites who swear they aren’t pedophiles despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. Why is it that we allow as a society the scourge of the heavens to influence our ways? I’m all about inside jokes and good fun, but when I call something a Moving Violation, you know it’s because I love Rhinestone. It’s not a coincidence when people say they are going to be doing some spirit cooking, they mean they want to eat your kids.

Halloween perfected the art of the Final Girl and the terrifying finale of the Babysitter Murders. It’s been 40 years though and we are still seeing the final girl in media. It’s BORING AS SH!T! It’s not only completely unbelievable, it’s also descended into the need for “Character but a woman!” in every Hollywood franchise since. I’m so tired of it, show me a movie where all the women are killed and the skinny loser with glasses and acne uses his smarts to outwit the slasher. That’s at least something I’ve never seen before.

All of that plus an all new Gabbin About Godzilla, the best car movies, the dirtiest man in the world, and where to stick your piss filled water bottles!

Episode 308 - Candy or Ritual Hazing

Tim is back on this episode and we're stark naked and fully armed ready to open fire at anything that's

- Dumb Audiences
- The Decline of Trick or Treating

Spending the last 3 years watching a lot of movies I've come to see that older films on the whole are better than others. Of course you have some real stinkers from the past, but think about how many classic films you love cam from the 80s and 90s, now think how many came from the 2000s, and 2010s? The number is a lot smaller isn't it? The only explanation for this downward slide in the quality of our entertainment is the stupidity of the average movie goer. They'll eat up any slop with enough flashing colors and loud noises, and people like you and me with taste are left dining on ash.

And speaking of Dining on Ash, what the hell happened to Trick or Treating? Maybe it's nostalgia goggles, but I remember as a kid my neighborhood teeming with groups of kids, or families walking house to house all decked out as Spider-Man with a coat gathering as much candy as we could in the few precious hours we had to inhabit the world of our heroes. Today on Hallow's Eve the streets are a ghost town. And why wouldn't they be, when all your neighbors can shit out is an uncarved pumpkin and a table cloth taped to the door I wouldn't trust that house having candy. What's more, my parents are terrible so I just use their amazon to order myself a 10lb box of full sized Zero Bars 3 times a week. Why would I walk to a neighbors house for Bit O'Honey and generic jaw breakers when the candy can come right to my door while I play fortnite.

All that plus the return of a everyone's favorite movie review segment. A suggestion for a new Co-Host. Tim reads the news, and Tab stops a home invasion.

Episode 307 - Eye Candy

Welcome back HWIDG fans the rotation continues and Tony is back, the studio is more festive, and more importantly we're talking about...

- Horror Movie Eye Violence
- Ghost Tours

It's a deep seated human need to protect our eyes. They're the windows to to soul, but more importantly without eyes it would be a lot harder to pee your name into the snow. And horror films exploit this need and turn it into fear by constantly showing horrible eye violence, now maybe you're like Tony and you fear eye violence, or maybe you're like me and you enjoy that Tony will squirm when he sees eye violence. Either way we can all agree these slasher films need to get way more fuckin creative with their eye violence.

You're on vacation in a city a few decades older than you one you live in, what better way to kill and evening that hitting a bar or eleven and taking in the night life. What's that? You don't want to go get black out drunk? You want to go into a blacked out room and see if you hear ghosts moaning in an old hotel. Well you're the one doing the dick sucking around here so I guess that's fine. 3 liquorless hours later you're back in the hotel, and too fucking tired to pay off your end of the bargain! Maybe next time a ghost will blow me.

All that plus unique methods of Suicide, what HWIDG host has a hate symbol in his studio, getting banned from Online dating, and some choice voicemails about some very very specific co-workers.

Episode 306 - One Punch man

To make up for last weeks extended episode this one is truncated, but still packing all of the HWIDG spice you know and love. Uncle Buck is on the horn and this week we're talking about...

- Sideways Accusations
- Armchair Entertainment Directors

As humanity continues its slow decline into self destruction one of the earliest markers we missed for decades was the sideways accusation. Instead of being men who tell others how it is, we started trying to cushion the blow. Maybe this happened, someone did this thing. Well maybe someone should nut up and tell me to my face what your problem... I mean Issue, is? Instead of lying and implying like a woman to cover your own ass.

Hey it's Tab, I'm coming to your city this weekend and I need you to put your life on hold to entertain me. You need to do laundry? Nah let's go to a craft fair. You have to mow the lawn? Why don't we go to your cities tourist trap? You have to continue working on that kitchen remodel? Why not go on a ghost tour? Only instead of me suggesting all these stupid things, I'm going to need you to suggest a dozen things to do for me to choose from, and prioritize that above just having some quiet time home on a Saturday and Sunday.

All that plus we talk about how to make $150, the Chinese Secret Police, What's now legal in California, and killing a baby with one punch.

Episode 305 - Paraguayan Vince McMahon

The internet holds for another day in a third world country, and out friend Joel Chaco is back again to burn off 5 years of back issues starting with,

Bad Shuffle Algorithms
Puerto Rico

We all have favorite songs, and favorite artists, and there are those songs we can listen to over and over again. Too many times and it drives you crazy. Science can't even begin to understand how Starlord did it for all those years with just one cassette. In a perfect world you'd hear a song once a year and maybe once in a lifetime, instead the Eagles get played every 13th song on the radio, let this be a warning to you the Eagles. I put the Kibosh on Justin Beiber, you're next!

And speaking of reruns didn't we just have a story about Puerto Rico being devastated by a hurricane? Don't we have that story once a decade at least? Why can't the figure their shit out? It seems like Puerto Rico is just a giant money laundering front for "charities" to pad their pockets by pointing out the suffering of others. I've had it. Donate to Patreon.com/HWIDG and you'll make one tireless alcoholic's life worth living, by buying more booze.

All that, plus we spend about an hour in the weeds, talking about god, getting mail to Paraguay, and whether or not pissing in your pants is pissing in your pants.

Episode 304 - Gotta go Fast

After weeks of fill ins, Tim is finally back and all the complainers suddenly realize how good they had it as we sit down and talk about.

Too Many Second Chances
Wiccans

Ezra Miller may be a sexual pervert, a woman beater, the leader of a cult, and groomer, but damn it there just isn't a better choice for the Flash. I mean who could possibly play and autistic sped who keeps screwing up his own life by trying to prevent screwing his own life? That guy on the CW show that everyone was really really into 5 years ago for no good reason? I don't think so. And he's not the only one, too often people are staying the course despite frequent and escalating proof that they have no business being part of society. Which reminds me,

330 years ago a bunch of white women in Massachusetts used their white privilege to punish those that stood against them. We should have learned two things at that time, #1 women can't be trusted and should be seen and not heard. #2 Witchcraft isn't real. Yet here we are 330 years later women have more of a say in cultural issues than any demographic, and morons on the internet draw circles inside of squares with gibberish writing to make the hot guy in class like them. Or even worse they try and punish you by burning sage and reciting the nonsense words Uncle said on Jackie Chan Adventures. Grow Up.

All that, plus does Vegan meat lead to Cannibalism? The truth may shock you!