Episode 300 - The End...

This is it folks! We've hit a massive iceberg and the ship is sinking. Women and children first! Make sure to tip the musicians and don't forget to toss any valuable jewelry into the ocean! You never know when some hack billionaire movie director will want to fill the hole left in his heart where his soul should be on multi-million dollar underwater expeditions to the crash sites of podcasts! If you had a steamy romance and lovingly drew a boudoir portrait of your lover lying on a chaise lounge, put them into you safe so they can have something to remember you by after they push you off of your floating plank even though there was definitely room for both of you.

- Doing Too Much
- Early 2000s Shaky Cam
- Issues
- Male Sexual Assault

Bigger is always better, right? For fireworks, guns, and most explosive things, sure. TV's too I guess. But for a lot of things in life, simpler is better. A lot of times things are artificially inflated in order to make them look and feel bigger to the huddled masses. Because spectacle is easy to understand. Ooh shiny and colors and big! It takes a little more time to appreciate the simpler things.

Remember in the 2000s when movie directors thought that the best way to immerse you into the action of a movie was to hire professional stuntmen, one per moviegoer in the theater, to assault you in time with the action happening on screen? Liam Neeson knees a guy in the stomach, they knee you in the stomach. Liam Neeson takes a gun butt to the temple? So do you. Oh that didn't happen? I sure remember it like it did.

Three hundred episodes is a lot. Most of them with 4 issues per episode. That's a lot of issues. Sometimes life is good to you though and nothing in particular bothers you that week. What is a podcast host to do? You wing it, that's what. Get red for some inside baseball talk, though to be honest that's a bad analogy because baseball doesn't have a lot going for it. Seriously, it's dudes trying to hit a ball, trying to catch a ball, trying to throw a ball right in front of them, or trying to run in a straight line.

Hey dudes, remember, when you head out to the bar for a boy's night, always have a friend to watch your back, ALWAYS keep your drink covered because you never know when an EVIL woman has a roofie in her pocket, and have an escape plan for when some creep lady starts to get too forward with you. Can this advice be helpful to women? Absolutely not. Women don't get assaulted, but if they did, it'd be hilarious!

All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us on PATREON while it's up or by BUYING A SHIRT. 'Til next time...