Episode 294 - U-Haul, U-Suck — Here's What I Don't Get

Welcome back to HWIDG, where this week we attempt the show under the craziest conditions yet! We've got flaming hoops, trampolines, canons, and explosions galore! Will you be able to hear us? We don't care! Bring your grandmother, bring your kids, bring your dog, bring the lady you're cheating with, we don't care, just bring them and we'll dazzle them with pyrotechnics, a dancing bear, a dying man's last words, and a monster truck jumping over thirteen busses! If you order the special VIP package we'll even throw in these exclusive issues:

- The Four Corners
- Owning Material Goods
- Talk Backs
- Highway Driving

When a powerful artifact is deemed too powerful, it is split into many and spread throughout the world, or galaxy even, to prevent it from being reformed and wreaking havoc once again. Yet I can't find my limited edition John Cena 2007 Summerslam shirt with the hole in the armpit and the worn-out neck and we only moved across town. I KNOW YOU THREW IT OUT LINDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!

Collecting things is all nice and dandy until you have to move them. Or pay out the ass for hopefully competent movers to do it for you. Paring down your collection can hurt, but you'll thank me when you're back aches a lot less after moving cross-country. Or don't listen to me and move into comically larger and larger dwellings until you're renting out Mars as storage space.

Feedback can be an important part of the creative process. Taking constructive criticism, and your work being seen with a new eye or different point of view can help you see things you may have overlooked or forgotten. Talk Backs are not this. They are free blowies for actors do inflate their already over-inflated egos. The people who are told what to say and how to say it, which is often the same from production to production, yeah, those are the real heroes.

They say life is a highway. If that's true, I guess it's because there's always someone in your way and you constantly have to dodge the detritus of others, lest you get run off the road. Are you stuck in your life? It must be because there's a Wal-Mart delivery truck with a shorn roof because he can't read height warning signs to the right of you and an old lady in a Dodge Durango in front of you who is trying to have a conversation with the trucker so she's matching speed with him and you would very much like to shoot them both.

All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us through the end on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.