Episode 221 - Walking on Water (ft. Crippled Jesus)

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Well, they finally did it. Nuclear winter is here. Prolonged subzero temperatures, massive snowfall, rolling blackouts, and rationed milk sandwiches. But HWIDG will not let some frozen water stop us! We've each got three pairs of socks on and have filled the studio with a dozen space heaters! And with Tab's endless supply of whiskey we'll keep warm until the ghouls break in. So join us as we keep our minds off the frostbite setting in by discussing:

- Not Letting Go
- Poorly Constructed Legal Arguments
- Higher Than Normal

Orange man is here to stay. Like a clingy partner, his haters have so propped him on a pedestal of villainy that he's "more important now than ever". He's an old man. For the love of god, just let him retire back to his golf club. That's all he wants to do. If you would stop giving him attention, he'd go away! But then, what would you write about? How many naps Joe takes every day? What temperature he likes his coffee at?

Generally speaking, the common person has little to no understanding of law. Sure, things like murder and stealing are illegal and everyone knows that, but through media people get a warped sense of the law. For instance, when you go to jail you get one phone call so you better make it count! That's not a law. Or "I can say literally anything I want at any time, because of the First Amendment". You'd think that such a starch defender of the First Amendment would have bothered to read it at all. All this to say, good luck on a quick and speedy trial, Crippled Jesus. Remember: punitive damages.

We can accept that due to unforeseen circumstances, certain things might be delayed. But on the other hand, we expect a return to normalcy in a timely manner. So when it's been 11 months since the country started going into lockdown and you're still having a "higher than normal" call volume or number of orders, you'd think that you could, I don't know, fix that? If you used the increase in profits you're getting to higher more people you could be back to normal in no time!

All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!