Episode 216 - Secretly Gay for Kevin Costner

ATTENTION ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR RESISTANCE LEADER CODENAME: UNCLE BUCK. HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND DRIVES A FORKLIFT OUTFITTED WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC .50 CALIBER MACHINE GUNS. HE IS WANTED FOR CRIMES COMITTED ON JANUARY 6TH INCLUDING: ASSAULT, BATTERY, 2ND DEGREE MURDER, PUBLIC NUDITY, ILLEGAL WHALING, AND FORCIBLE SODOMY WITH A LIVE PYTHON. IF YOU SEE THIS HEINOUS CRIMINAL IMMEDIATELY CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES AND DO NOT LOOK HIM IN THE FACE.

- Hiking 5.4 Miles
- Politics Injection
- Redditors

Welcome to Hiking Talk with your host Tab Birt! Today's episode deals with how to handle a long uphill walk to a picnic or other similar gathering. Firstly, you're going to need a solid pair of boots. Having them be waterproof and steel-toed is very important so that your macaroni salad doesn't seep through. For your own feet, just wear a flimsy pair of flip-flops. Next, you're going to need some very solid, used sole inserts to serve your deviled eggs on. Don't forget to bring a shade umbrella so you can really relax with your friends.

Everything is political, right? Your toothpaste? The episode of Spongebob your kid is watching right now? The philly cheesesteak you had for lunch? Sure you could make huge logical stretches and lean on technicalities, but you can do that with everything! Why should I care if the keyboard player for my favorite progressive death metal band is a communist? Does it impact his playing? No. Unless he starts writing lyrics about how he wants to give Karl Marx a rimjob, I could care less.

Remember reddit? The front page of the internet! Customizable and curatable to a great degree, back in the day you could read some great horror on r/nosleep or LOL at the narwhal memes with everyone else on r/funny. But then the owners started a curating of their own, banning any sub that they deemed wrong and they whittled it down from a 4chan lite to just a bunch of niche forums.

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