Episode 163 - Never Going There Again

Well, we've started the year off with a bang, quite literally. Good thing we've got the newly minted Space Force to get a leg up on those dirty [insert brown people here]. So grab your anti-grav suit, smart pistol, and A.I. helmet and GET OUT THERE MAGGOTS WHILE YOU LISTEN TO TAB AND TIM BICKER ABOUT:

* Caring About the Middle East
* Handling it with Memes
* "It's For the Kids"
* One Bad Experience

America loves cops. Absolutely adores them. In fact America loves cops so much she decided to become one. That's right, Sergeant America reporting for duty, sir! Sgt. America, your duty should you choose to accept it is to monitor the world for third-world, non-democratic regimes and BLAST THEM INTO OBLIVION, MAKE THEM HATE YOU, then give them a deputy's badge they don't want. Don't worry, this wont create any sort of extremist resistance force, that's impossible.

Meme away the fear, meme away the sadness, and meme away anything else that doesn't make you feel good. And for good measure, meme away those that do. Good job millennials, you've created a monster that the Zoomers have now adopted as their mascot and way of life. I guess there's worse ways to deflect the news that you're going to war in a few weeks. Good luck, kids.

There are very few things stronger than the love the public has for children. You want anything banned or censored, let a kid die from it. Road needs a crossing walk for 20 years, as soon as a kid is hit you'll get it by the end of the week. Not a fan of vaping? Give your kid some Chinese Viper Xtreme blend and watch him bleed his eyes out, then you can make the government do whatever you want! Unless it's guns.

It's amazing how something can go from innocuous to a cornerstone of your personal hatred. Everybody has had some terrible experience that made them go cold turkey. Whether it's a piece of technology, a brand, a delicious indian-chinese fusion restaurant, or something else, you're not alone, and you're not wrong (unless you're Tab).

All this and more on this week's episode, like the actual first voicemail of 2020! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON, NEWPROJECT2 or by BUYING A SHIRT!