Episode 268 - Cursed Speedruns

2022 is a year of efficiency, that's why this episode was made as efficiently as possible. No energy savings mind you, just recorded right before it comes out, so that it reaches you at it's most fresh level. Next week we'll be beaming the episode directly into your ears for maximum efficiency and also to make you look like a crazy person in public.

* The Time Warp
* Testing Positive
* Showing Your Ass Online
* Cursed Land

Are you 2020? Because I want to do you again and again with no working protection.

Are you a virus test? Because I want to spit in you then swirl you around and around, then test negative.

Do you have an OnlyFans? Because you just showed your ass online and now everyone's laughing at you.

We're you built on an ancient Indian burial ground? Cause I want nothing to do with your cursed ass.

All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.