Episode 319 - Observed — Here's What I Don't Get

Tim is back on the show and we're talking about new year new me, and our resolutions this year are going to blow your mind, things like,

Observed Holidays
Tulsa King

Just because a holiday falls on your normal day off, does that really mean you need to get an extra day? Commerce needs to commence, people have shit to do, and more importantly they need to get away from these damn kids or someone is going to lose a toe! No, you got your day of rest, now get back to work you lazy good for nothing, who do you think you are? Royalty of the Southwest? I don't think so.

Speaking of Southwestern Royalty, Sly Stallone has an all new series where he plays a big thumb man mumbling thumb man sayings. I'm 100% convinced paramount made this show to spite me personally, it's too on the nose, and it's just a mediocre TV show. Everyone in Tulsa gives it a pass because, "It's cool to see a show set here." You're not the hero! The hero is an out of towner doing out of town things! Infuriating.

All that plus a take down of the Mr. Ed Segment, Tim brings the news, and one of our hosts finally hits puberty.