Bonus Episode 37 - Apartment Pop!

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Now that the prayer is over, it's time to go around the table and tell everyone what you're thankful for this thanksgiving, if you're having a hard time thinking of something because some fucking moron rear-ended your beautiful Honda Accord that you've literally driven all across the country, you companion through dozens of audiobooks, a mule that has carried almost all of your personal possessions across the state or across the country... Oh is this just me I'm describing? Anyway if your looking for a cheat sheet try breaking out these bad boys this thanksgiving and let your family know you'd rather be eating a pan full of stuffing while playing Destiny 2 rather than have the same political argument for the 14th year running.

Widescreen Format
Documentaries
A Well Packed Bag
Poppin Off

Movies are filmed as a rectangle, yet for years we had to watch home media as a Square? Why is my movie a rectangle if the screen is a square? Well no longer, now we live in the age of wide screen. Big rectangle TVs and movies to match. No longer do you have to miss the jokes of Ghostbusters, or the amazing vistas of your favorite westerns. Unless your show is 20 years old and was filmed as a square, then you just get fucked.

Want a weirdly specific insight into a specific moment in time? There's a documentary for that. From the Perfect Bid, to Conspiracies about 9/11 you an find a documentary to investigate into any piece of counter culture you find fascinating. Plus you then get to say to your friends that you watch documentaries and not reality TV, even though they're basically the same thing.

Packing a bag is hard, and that's why a well packed bag is it's own reward. Too much stuff and you're hauling dead weight, too little and you're unprepared for that Self Sealing Stem Bolt issue. A well packed bag has something for every eventuality, but nothing too specific to be non usable. Also let's face it, it's probably packed by a man.

Victory is a great reward, but the even greater reward is poppin off. When you so completely crush an enemy that your greatness cannot be questioned. A defeat that is so demoralizing that they are forced to run and hide. Conan described it as what's best in life.

Well that's it for this month, stay tuned for our ranking of the best and worst foods of Thanksgiving, and be sure to Vote for December's Movie Commentary!