Minisode 22 - Pacific Cooler — Here's What I Don't Get

Spooktober is almost over and with the end of one season comes another Minisode from HWIDG. This month we're bringing up childhood trauma while talking about these issues.

Costume with a Jacket
Milk
Modern Trick or Treating
Beverage Injuries

You were good in school, worked hard, and got the perfect costume, but it's October and you live in not California, so it's chilly. Time to add this seasons #1 costume accessory for moms, and #0 costume accessory for kids. Your fuckin jacket. What is the point of even dressing up if you have to wear a goddamn jacket over your awesome costume? There is none.

Milk, not just a terrible movie with Sean Penn, it's also the most propagandized beverage in history. The milk lobby is deep in your subconscious chanting, "MILK! It's what bones crave!" over and over until one day you force it upon your kids as it was forced upon you.

It's 2019, times are changing, we've got a modern sleek non stop world kids don't have time for all this walking and trick or treating. No, Mom or Dad needs to get in their SUV and rive a bunch of kids door to door, because god forbid they fuckin walk. It's 42 degrees out, are they wearing a jacket? They might not survive 20 feet without heated seats.

Tonight on when beverages attack, 20oz bottles, can they kill your baby? The answer may shock you.

All that plus some preshow chatter on this month's Minisode. Be sure to vote for this Month's movie commentary, before it's too late!