UNCLE BUCK - Uncle Buck is from North Carolina.  He is in several bands that you probably wouldn't like.  He's really good at driving forklifts and growing a beard.  He's not very good at writing long descriptions, and even if he was, he would probably still leave it short.

JOEL CHACO - Joel Chaco is a Canadian writer and pro-wrestling promoter/manager, based out of Calgary, Alberta. He likes to pretend that his online persona is somehow different from his real life persona... however he's just as loud and annoying in real life.